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Deena’s Sexuality

Sorry I’ve been so absent lately. Personal stuff. You know how it is. I have been watching lots of good stuff though. I’m gearing up for the start of Fall TV. Last night was the premier of Parenthood. So that means tonight I can catch up with it on Hulu. Yay!

Since I have on occasion discussed my terrible taste in a certain reality TV show, you know I’ve been watching the Jersey Shore. And you know I couldn’t wait to see those “Macaroni Bastards” screw things up in Italy. I love Italy. I was there a looong time ago and I would love to see it again. As angry as it makes me to see these jerks not take advantage of this awesome opportunity and squander their time doing the exact same crap they do at the smelly Jersey Shore, I can’t help but still be fascinated by how these people can still live their lives in a perpetual state of frat/sorority-hood.MTV seems to be one of those stations that delays adding their shows to Hulu (because they want to increase piracy? Just like Fox. Apparently they didn’t get the memo that piracy rises when you delay your shows on Hulu.) So I’m a few weeks behind when it comes to knowing the goings on of The Sitch, Ron-Ron, Snooks, J-Woww and the rest of the gang. Over the weekend I saw the episode where Deena pulled a robbery. She didn’t pull a robbery on one of the girls though. She pulled a robbery on Mike. I’m cool with that though. That boy deserves whatever karmic shit he has coming to him. He is filled with nothing but spite.

Yep, Deena hooks up with a girl. A twin at that! It’s not the first time it’s happened on the show that Deena has made out with another chick. Look, I don’t want to make suppositions about anyone’s sexuality especially when maybe they haven’t figured it out themselves. But despite Deena making noises about finding a nice (skinny?) Italian guy, I get the feeling she’s more into the ladies. So far we’ve seen her go further with a chick than we have with a dude this season. Of course the last guy (who she just wanted to cuddle with anyway) got scared off by her New Jersey screaming match with Pauly D and Vinny and ran away in the middle of the night while everyone was sleeping/passed out drunk.

If Deena does discover she’d rather have a hot Italian ragazza rather than ragazzo well then that’s cool. You know the producers will pour themselves a glass of Ron-Ron juice and cry “plot twist!” And we, the audience, will eat that up. I just hope I can avoid spoilers. It just sucks that channels like MTV and Fox are putting their shows up late because now I have to be extra careful not to ruin my favorite shows simply by looking at the Internet.